BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isnâ€™t heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love meâ€¦
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, whatâ€™s your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and weâ€™ll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Donâ€™t you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. Heâ€™d forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because Iâ€™m wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.