COLORADO MORONS WANT TO LEAVE WOMEN DEFENSELESS: "VOMITING OR URINATING" BETTER THAN CARRYING A GUN
February 18, 2013 06:36 PM â€˘ By Michelle Malkin
Something that will make your blood boil, especially the womenfolk out there:
Hereâ€™s what the University of Colorado- Colorado Springs advises innocent victims to do when they fall prey to attackers:
What To Do If You Are Attacked
These tips are designed to help you protect yourself on campus, in town, at your home, or while you travel. These are preventative tips and are designed to instruct you in crime prevention tactics.
Be realistic about your ability to protect yourself.
Your instinct may be to scream, go ahead! It may startle your attacker and give you an opportunity to run away.
Kick off your shoes if you have time and canâ€™t run in them.
Donâ€™t take time to look back; just get away.
If your life is in danger, passive resistance may be your best defense.
Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating.
Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you alone.
Yelling, hitting or biting may give you a chance to escape, do it!
Understand that some actions on your part might lead to more harm.
Remember, every emergency situation is different. Only you can decide which action is most appropriate.
They forgot some other surefire deterrents:
- Dress up as a Code Pink activist.
- Offer your attacker a joint. Itâ€™s legal in Colorado!
- If vomiting or urinating doesnâ€™t work, try passing gas.
â€śPassive resistanceâ€ť is what the gun-grabbers want to impose on all of us.
Time to fight like a girl.