Join the Meeting Place for Moms!
Talk to other moms, share advice, and have fun!

(minimum 6 characters)

News & Politics News & Politics

Itinerary For Obama's Visit To Israel

Posted by on Apr. 26, 2013 at 1:07 AM
  • 1 Replies
Gotta love The Onion. LOL

We all need a little humor. Lighten up people! Yes, it's 'old'. It was funny and I liked it, so shut up. LOL



In his first visit to Israel as president, Barack Obama will meet with the Middle Eastern nation’s top leaders over the next three days in an effort to renew ties with the U.S.’ longstanding ally. Here is his schedule of events:

Wednesday, 11:00 a.m.: Obama and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to have a good laugh about the time Netanyahu tried to make Obama lose the election

Wednesday, 12:15 p.m.: Photoshoot of Obama sticking his head through wooden board painted to make him look like Hasid

Wednesday, 3:15 p.m.: While visiting West Bank, Israeli police to hurry Obama away from latest human rights atrocity

Wednesday, 8:00 p.m.: Obama to deliver customary U.S. gifts of long-range ballistic missiles and cluster bombs to Israeli military officials

Thursday, 10:30 a.m.: Attend ribbon-cutting ceremony for new Israeli settlement in Gaza

Thursday, 12:20 p.m.: Obama to address protesting Palestinians with symbolic nod, shrug

Thursday, 1:00 p.m.: Best goddamn falafel of Obama’s life

Thursday, 2:00–5:00 p.m.: Take a few hours to just walk around, explore Jerusalem

Thursday, 7:00 p.m.: Obama to explain for fifth time why the U.S. can’t just drop a nuclear bomb on Tehran

Thursday, 9:40 p.m.: Following luxuriant, sumptuous dinner with Netanyahu, Obama to pick up tab

Friday, 11:30 a.m.: Check in with Congress to see how gun control concessions are coming along

Friday, 12:00 p.m.: Remember to check out of hotel and return room keys


http://www.theonion.com/articles/itinerary-for-obamas-visit-to-israel,31747/

by on Apr. 26, 2013 at 1:07 AM
Add your quick reply below:
You must be a member to reply to this post.
Replies (1-1):
JakeandEmmasMom
by Gold Member on Apr. 26, 2013 at 9:40 AM

 Pretty funny.

Add your quick reply below:
You must be a member to reply to this post.
Join the Meeting Place for Moms!
Talk to other moms, share advice, and have fun!

(minimum 6 characters)

close Join now to connect to
other members!
Connect with Facebook or Sign Up Using Email

Already Joined? LOG IN