I am Betty Lou the sugar-plummed Deer hunter
I am Jimbo the tinseled Wino.
Between me, hubby, daughter and her family and son and his family we have 1 meth-head, 2 welfare mamas, 2 baby daddies, 2 deer hunters, 2 strippers, and 2 line dancers.
I never realized so many of the birthdays shared the same day. We have 4 the same day different months and 2 that are the same month 1 day apart.
Sissy the frosty dope dealer. LMAO
Jimbo the red-nosed inbreeder here.
On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Twelve Line Dancers Dancing
Eleven Winos Whining
Ten Hoarders Hoarding
Nine Strippers Stripping
Eight Beer Guzzlers Guzzling
Seven Deer Hunters Hunting
Six Crack Whores Whoring
Five Golden Dope Dealers
Four Baby Daddies
Three French Republican Welfare Mamas
Two Turtle In-Breeders
And a Meth Head in a Pear Tree.
Louanne the Red-nosed stripper
Trixie the evergreen meth-head.
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