FML

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 I have to print out something on my DF's computer for work in the AM and my DF's computer crashed.  FML

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Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

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Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML

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Today, I gave my best friend a letter to tell her I love her. After a few hours I got a text from her. She said "I'm fine with pretending you never gave me anything". FML

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Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML

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Today, while trying to prove a point to my mom, I learned that bird seed tastes better than her cooking. FML

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Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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Today, my manager came into the dog grooming salon I work at, lecturing about the importance of staying out of a dog's "bite zone". Right then, the dog I was working on bit me. FML

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Today, I found out that when my mom says she's going to kick me in the head to wake me up for an important interview, she actually means it. FML

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Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

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Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML