One time I was traveling for work... I don't like to be away from home so my stomach was upset... I was at the client site and using the bathroom when I realized I needed to fart but there was a lady still in the bathroom... I tried to hold it while she was washing her hands but couldn't...So I let it loose... It was so explosive I heard her jump... LOL... I couldn't help but bust out laughing in the stall!! So not only did I make her heart jump but she got to hear me die laughing... I was literally in tears laughing so hard! Had to chill in there for a bit to stop laughing/crying and gather myself... Still die laughing just thinking about it!!