And this is why I don't get along with other spouses, esp on base.
Me: *walks out of house and is putting my daughter in the car*
Neighbor: You know you should really put a bra on. Some people don't want their husband's looking other women like that...
Me: *checks to make sure I am still in my driveway... yep* Excuse me?
Neighbor: It's just rude to us other wives.
Me: How hard were you staring at my tits to see that I wasn't wearing a bra from 50 feet away?
Last year she asked me to stop tanning in my own back yard because her husband might see... I was in a bathing suit.