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Creative Insult Thread

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I'm bad at insults, so maybe this thread will inspire me to be funnier.  I don't have any.  So go!  MND and Djinn are great at this.  


'cock chute' on the other thread was awesome, I want to see more stuff like that

by on Apr. 14, 2012 at 4:07 PM
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DarksMama
by on Apr. 14, 2012 at 10:59 PM

If they're THAT stupid, they'll actually stop and think about it for a minute. I've seen it happen.

Quoting GoRed:

I don't understand the 'did your mother have any kids who actually survived' insult. 


juicebox.
by on Apr. 14, 2012 at 11:33 PM

It means you're a lifeless moron.  Dull and uninteresting.

Quoting GoRed:

I don't understand the 'did your mother have any kids who actually survived' insult. 


Iron_Beauty
by on Apr. 14, 2012 at 11:43 PM

If bullshit could bounce, you'd be in orbit.

MNDsM
by on Apr. 14, 2012 at 11:54 PM
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
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Djinn83
by lainey's idol on Apr. 15, 2012 at 12:11 AM
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Quoting MNDsM:

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.



I fart in your general direction.

Tired of bitch groups, but still love drama and snark? Join us on Exile Island. A fun place full of colorful people.

redredhead
by Still Suspect on Apr. 15, 2012 at 1:25 AM

Hehehehe, I googled it.

redredhead
by Still Suspect on Apr. 15, 2012 at 1:27 AM
You're so dumb, the stork that brought you should have been arrested for
smuggling dope.

There all kinds of people in this world. Too bad you're not one of them.

Help reduce air pollution -- stop breathing! Want to improve your looks? Wear a mask! Leave your brain to science. Maybe they can find a cure for it. You must have been a big surprise to your parents. They expected a boy or a girl.

The last time I saw someone with a face like yours, I threw it a fish. You have great head on your shoulders. Too bad it's not on your neck.



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