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Creative Insult Thread

Posted by on Apr. 14, 2012 at 4:07 PM
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I'm bad at insults, so maybe this thread will inspire me to be funnier.  I don't have any.  So go!  MND and Djinn are great at this.  


'cock chute' on the other thread was awesome, I want to see more stuff like that

by on Apr. 14, 2012 at 4:07 PM
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pauliewogmamma
by on Apr. 14, 2012 at 4:15 PM
I got nothing.

I usually stick to the basics. Fat, bitch, dumbass.
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yourpinkone
by on Apr. 14, 2012 at 4:34 PM

Yeah, I'm not cool enough for this either.  I'm with pauliewog... "jackass" is my go-to.

I read half the insults these other women come up with and my jaw literally hits the floor...

yourpinkone
by on Apr. 14, 2012 at 4:36 PM

GoRed
by Not A Sheephole on Apr. 14, 2012 at 4:41 PM
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Whitney Houston called, she wants you to give her crack back  (?)

Master_Debater
by on Apr. 14, 2012 at 4:42 PM

The best part of you ran down your mother's leg

Cum guzzling gutter slut

Your mom shoulda swallowed

Fistandantalus
by on Apr. 14, 2012 at 4:49 PM
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*cracks knuckles*

Did your mother ever have any kids that lived?

Clearly you enjoyed snacking on lead paint chips as a child.

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view, and by "unique point of view" I mean "unitelligible brainsharts"

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

You sound reasonable. Time to up my medication.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

Any implied social connection is an artifact of the distance between my computer and yours.

The best part of you ran down your Mama's leg.

 

Sada82
by Masturbator on Apr. 14, 2012 at 10:45 PM

Dick-tard,  Fuck-tard,  After-birth of a bastard rat,  Fuck you and the whore you fell out of,  you are like a slinky... absolutely useless but so fun to push down a flight of stairs, cock-whore , there's more... just can't think of them all. It usually comes out when I need them...

yourpinkone
by on Apr. 14, 2012 at 10:48 PM
Afterbirth of a bastard rat.

See? I'm totally out of my depth here.
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DarksMama
by on Apr. 14, 2012 at 10:52 PM

Scab picking tuna queen. Cum guzzling gutter salmon. Rusted out cum dumpster. Creating you only made the mattress jealous. cock juggling thundercunt. Take a sugar frosted fuck off the end of my dick. If you grow it, I'll blow it. If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it. How the hell did your mama breathe that far down in the shallow end of the gene pool? Hey you! Yeah...you! Out of the gene pool! You know the difference between you and me?...Your mama actually contemplated swallowing. Do coat hangers still make you nervous? Your point of view is really shitty...maybe it's time to pull your head out of your ass.


I have more, but I'm tired and not thinking entirely straight.

GoRed
by Not A Sheephole on Apr. 14, 2012 at 10:55 PM

I don't understand the 'did your mother have any kids who actually survived' insult. 

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