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I did it all for the booty.

Posted by on May. 2, 2012 at 9:56 PM
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Only I could turn a 7 hour trip into a 10 hour trip. Pretty sure I just blew a Bose trying to drown out my kids, and EB threw a half-eaten, half-melted kid cone in my lap. I've done 80 most of the way, but I spent three hours stuck in construction.

"Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, how much longer, are we there yet, he touched me, she looked at me, I have to go potty..."

Bitch better have my money. For real.
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emeraldangel20
by on May. 2, 2012 at 9:59 PM
LOL
AccidentalAdult
by on May. 2, 2012 at 10:02 PM

LMAO

Oh, the things we do to get laid...

MombaBella
by on May. 2, 2012 at 10:17 PM
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Oh, I hand you 3 virtual Valium
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by French Maid on May. 2, 2012 at 10:24 PM
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i like that you did it all for the booty.. you slut you  ;)  the traveling sounds brutal.

yourpinkone
by on May. 3, 2012 at 12:38 PM

So.  Good news.  EB has a fever and the chills.  No wonder she didn't want that stinking ice cream.  And no trip down to the pool for us today.  

But, back to yesterday.  What the doofus kind of city doesn't post a detour sign when they decide to up and asphalt over twenty miles of interstate highway?  Nobody had a clue where they were going, people were turning on the wrong feeders, it was chaos.  

Alas, I have to stop complaining.  At least I'm back with my honey, I'll have clean towels everyday and I get go hit up the outlet mall.  Momma needs a new pair of Ray Bans.

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