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Seriously, WTF?

Posted by on May. 4, 2012 at 10:58 PM
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You may remember me bitching about AF last week, and how irregular I am...

Well, that hooker STILL hasn't shown up! I've had three BFN's, I'm relatively sure I'm not knocked up because timing was all sort of wrong, and again I've had three BFN's. So I'm 12 days late and I would really like to know where the fuck that bitch is...
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12345abcde54321
by Still Suspect on May. 4, 2012 at 11:03 PM
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shit girl, just revel in the lack of mess and the ability to have sex!  ;)

DarksMama
by on May. 4, 2012 at 11:06 PM

Soak in a hot bath with some kind of lavendar product in it. De-stressing tends to get the bitch to ring the bell.

kris1stbaby
by Ginger MILF on May. 4, 2012 at 11:06 PM

I had this scared a couple of months ago and after about 2 weeks she finally came. But I even went to the dr for a pregnancy test because I was scared I was getting false negatives. But I'm willing to bet she'll come soon. If not it could be your lucky month, The nurse told me most women have at least one month that they will miss a period in their lifetime.

LostInPlace
by Found In Space on May. 4, 2012 at 11:22 PM
Psh - you have to have energy to have sex.... And a sex drive. Both of which have been practically nonexistent in my life since DD was born... Poor DH.

And I HOPE I'm not just skipping a month, because it will be a fucking FLOOD next month. Damn.

If she hasn't shown up by next week, I'm calling the doctor for a damn blood test. But my glass o wine and sushi from the other night has me praying it's a no (Not to mention I already have a December and Feb baby, I don't need a Jan baby - AND I am supposed to start clinicals in Jan. NO BABIES NOW! Haha)


Quoting 12345abcde54321:

shit girl, just revel in the lack of mess and the ability to have sex!  ;)


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Djinn83
by Sir Credible on May. 5, 2012 at 12:24 AM
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Thanks for reminding me to take my pill.
yourpinkone
by on May. 5, 2012 at 9:43 AM

*hugs*

emeraldangel20
by on May. 5, 2012 at 10:57 AM

)hugs(

MissMysteriouss
by on May. 5, 2012 at 11:14 AM
I was 3 months late last year. I never did figure out why.
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LostInPlace
by Found In Space on May. 6, 2012 at 3:09 PM
Not that anyone really WANTS and update - but AF finally decided to show up thirteen days late this morning. It already a doozy and I'm barely three hours in, but at least it finally came! Today makes CD 45. Are you kidding me?!?
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-LadyChaos-
by on May. 6, 2012 at 3:23 PM

Crazyness. Enjoy the lack of it! LOL

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