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Posted by on May. 5, 2012 at 10:59 PM
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DH wants to grind on his game tonight after he gets done grinding me. So MND, keep your son awake a little longer so he will sleep during MY chat hours. Paulie, fold the clothes and put away the air mattresses now. darksmama, skip the pole exercises and beat on DH for awhile. I'll be in chat in an hour or so.

I got extra pumped milk in the fridge and a bottle of wine. It's chat time bitches. Be there or be... Whatever, just be there. Cunts.

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MNDsM
by on May. 5, 2012 at 11:00 PM
Hehe I will do my best! Toddler D will sleep well though, we wore him out today. :D
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mamadaisy
by Still Suspect on May. 6, 2012 at 12:02 AM

I love wine!  

luvcloudydays
by DOG FUCKER on May. 6, 2012 at 3:41 AM
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Djinn doesn't love me...
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redredhead
by Still Suspect on May. 6, 2012 at 4:31 AM

LOL @ breastmilk in the fridge and a bottle of wine.

yourpinkone
by on May. 6, 2012 at 9:56 AM
I passed out at 10:30.
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pauliewogmamma
by Dumboooooo on May. 6, 2012 at 12:46 PM
Omg how funny I still haven't put the air mattress away.
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Djinn83
by Sir Credible on May. 6, 2012 at 2:31 PM
Last night was bullshit. LO totally cock blocked my chat time with his tummy ache. Sigh.
pauliewogmamma
by Dumboooooo on May. 6, 2012 at 3:13 PM

awe. assholes.

IRL friend cock blocked my chat time. then she disappeared into our roommates bedroom and her purse was still on the couch at 3 a.m. Ew.

Quoting Djinn83:

Last night was bullshit. LO totally cock blocked my chat time with his tummy ache. Sigh.


2TsMoMmY24
by I saw your panties! on May. 6, 2012 at 3:22 PM
I didn't know you have roommates.

Quoting pauliewogmamma:

awe. assholes.

IRL friend cock blocked my chat time. then she disappeared into our roommates bedroom and her purse was still on the couch at 3 a.m. Ew.

Quoting Djinn83:

Last night was bullshit. LO totally cock blocked my chat time with his tummy ache. Sigh.


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pauliewogmamma
by Dumboooooo on May. 6, 2012 at 3:29 PM

normally don't. haha. one of DHs friends/co-workers was going to stay with us for a week or two. that was pushing two months ago. so i guess hes a roommate now?

Quoting 2TsMoMmY24:

I didn't know you have roommates.

Quoting pauliewogmamma:

awe. assholes.

IRL friend cock blocked my chat time. then she disappeared into our roommates bedroom and her purse was still on the couch at 3 a.m. Ew.

Quoting Djinn83:

Last night was bullshit. LO totally cock blocked my chat time with his tummy ache. Sigh.



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