Wrote a spoof of 50 shades...
Would you read it?
Here's a sample, but it would be better polished in the finished product.
Ana is with Chris, He says to her "I want you to do something for me. "I would do anything for you Chris."
"Good girl, how do you feel about mascots?"
"Mascots? I think they're fun at games..."
"Oh they're more than just fun at games, Ana, they are much more fun than you know."
"Do you trust me?"
"Yes, I trust you."
"Good Girl, I want you to put this on."
Ana couldn't believe her eyes. Chris reached into the massive closet and pulled out a costume, but not just any costume. It was a mascot costume.
"What is that?" Ana asked quizzickly.
"It's a moascot costume."
"I know that, but which one?"
"The Standford Tree, I've always wanted to fuck it and Ana, you will look so irresistable in it."
"You think so?"
"I know so, will you wear it for me?"
Ana had to ask herself, was she willing to do this? Was she willing to put on this costume and let Chris have his way with her? She didn't know how she felt about putting on such an outfit, but one look at Chris's eyes and she knew she couldn't say no.
"Yes, I'll wear the costume for you."