See what CafeMoms are saying about saving time this holiday season..
My 7 and 3 year old have been running around, shouting, making idiot noises into some kind of tube thing and being general *loud* dumbasses. But perhaps the most annoying thing is that they can't stop saying poo, butt, butthole, poo poo face and any other butt/poo variation they can dream up. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of hearing poo, butt, butthole, poo poo face and booty.
I can't even get drunk because I'm bf. :(