4th fucking watermelon I have bought that was either over ripe and gooey, or barely fucking pink. I googled how to pick a watermelon, followed the thunk test, and also the white spot test. Wtf the fuck man? The kids are screaming for watermelon. Im going BACK to the store in an hour or somto get one. How do you pick watermelon? Is is seriously pissing me off!
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on Aug. 5, 2012 at 6:18 PM