I know you are some creative and fucked up bitches so lets play good news bad news. I post some "bad news" and you follow that up with some "good news" which leads to more "bad news". Sooo if I said
Good news: your Aunt Mabel died and left you an inheritance
you could post
Bad news: it's her rat-infested trailer on 40 acres of swampland.
then I might say
Good news: You love rats!
and you'd say
Bad news: the rats have an insatiable lust for human flesh.
Sooo.. let's see.
Bad news: your brakes went out on the highway.