After some cuntastic behavior from twatface, DH gave me to go ahead to break it off in her ass if she does it again. They are coming over for dinner in an hour!
And witty one liners you care to share, so I can use them?
Whats the funniest one liner.cutdown you have heard?
And witty one liners you care to share, so I can use them?
Whats the funniest one liner.cutdown you have heard?
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Still Suspect
on Sep. 10, 2012 at 8:36 PM
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hmm.. i don't have any good one liners. i like to just make my eyes look really big and act shocked/confused and ask a lot of passive aggressive questions when faced with a bitch.
eta - don't forget the blinking. lots of blinking.
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more shitty
on Sep. 10, 2012 at 8:41 PM
turn everything negative she says into something positive. People hate that.
"These dishes look so out dated"
"OH! Thank you for noticing! I absolutely adore retro!"
Don't bat an eye, just roll right into the positive lol
*nil carborundum illegitimi*
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Shmexy B
on Sep. 10, 2012 at 8:42 PM
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My favorite one-liner is, "Fuck off," which isn't winning any creativity awards, lol.
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Dumboooooo
on Sep. 10, 2012 at 9:54 PM
Haha good luck hope it's going good.
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