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Posted by on Jan. 14, 2013 at 11:49 PM
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Do you ever read them? I do. Some of that shit is hilarious.

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mykidsmom5
by I can make you STFU on Jan. 14, 2013 at 11:58 PM
I've looked out of morbid curiosity when we did the garage sale nights way back when on BHB. Some of them were crazy lol.
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muzzyh
by Perfect 10 on Jan. 14, 2013 at 11:59 PM
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I hope that one day I am the subject of an anonymous flirtation in the missed connections section.

pampire
by Island Girl on Jan. 15, 2013 at 5:40 AM
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I just browsed thru some...WOW.  I am so glad I have SO.  I never want to date again.

muzzyh
by Perfect 10 on Jan. 15, 2013 at 9:39 AM
Right? They make me laugh/sad/grossed out all at once.
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Fistandantalus
by on Jan. 15, 2013 at 9:41 AM

Absolutely.  I do a daily Craigslist Whackadoo posts in several groups. Here's the one from today:


Supermodels only


Date: 

What I'm looking for:
A beautiful young super model. Prefer wealthy to rich. Must be highly educated, prefer a phd but a masters will due with the right person. Must be obediant and willing to be spanked. A willingness to make sacrifices for me. Become a extension of myself. Super good looking. Be a artist. Model the latest lingerie for me between 9-10 pm nightly. Share your many model friends with me sexually. Brunettes only! NO Redheads, leave me alone! Must have a great sense of humor. Must like primitive wilderness camping and monster mud trucks. Must do drugs and drink ALOT! Prefer my women to buy only can beer by the 30 pack. Must have great weed connections. I don't want to deal with parents or sisters. No granny panty owners need apply.(please don't waste my time) Please be between 22-26 only.

About me:
Unemployed. Short and bald. Chubby and pale with small features.(hands feet ears) Dominating, picky and judgemental. Sometimes a little awkward around women. I am a sexually intense person that likes to receive pleasure for hours on end. I currently live downstairs of a older dominating woman so I would like to move in right away and share a bank account. You will have to drive or co-sign for me a new 580 horsepower Camareo.

Please put "SEXYSUPERMODEL" in the title so I can weed out the spam. 
  • Location: Fayetteville
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests




muzzyh
by Perfect 10 on Jan. 15, 2013 at 9:46 AM
Oh my god that is awesome. That cannot be real. The most disturbing part (to me) was his use of "a" in front of words that start with vowels. I'm sad for all the hot red heads who thought for a moment they stood a chance. What're the odds the older dominating woman is his mother?
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GoRed
by Not A Sheephole on Jan. 15, 2013 at 5:37 PM
LOL that has to be fake

TheQueenOfChaos
by Still Suspect on Jan. 15, 2013 at 6:14 PM

Stalker?

Michelle479
by on Jan. 15, 2013 at 6:51 PM

I want to know how many answers he had. 

Quoting Fistandantalus:

Absolutely.  I do a daily Craigslist Whackadoo posts in several groups. Here's the one from today:



Supermodels only


Date: 

What I'm looking for:
A beautiful young super model. Prefer wealthy to rich. Must be highly educated, prefer a phd but a masters will due with the right person. Must be obediant and willing to be spanked. A willingness to make sacrifices for me. Become a extension of myself. Super good looking. Be a artist. Model the latest lingerie for me between 9-10 pm nightly. Share your many model friends with me sexually. Brunettes only! NO Redheads, leave me alone! Must have a great sense of humor. Must like primitive wilderness camping and monster mud trucks. Must do drugs and drink ALOT! Prefer my women to buy only can beer by the 30 pack. Must have great weed connections. I don't want to deal with parents or sisters. No granny panty owners need apply.(please don't waste my time) Please be between 22-26 only.

About me:
Unemployed. Short and bald. Chubby and pale with small features.(hands feet ears) Dominating, picky and judgemental. Sometimes a little awkward around women. I am a sexually intense person that likes to receive pleasure for hours on end. I currently live downstairs of a older dominating woman so I would like to move in right away and share a bank account. You will have to drive or co-sign for me a new 580 horsepower Camareo.

Please put "SEXYSUPERMODEL" in the title so I can weed out the spam. 
  • Location: Fayetteville
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests





mykidsmom5
by I can make you STFU on Jan. 15, 2013 at 7:53 PM
Somehow I think 0 or the type of women who think they are super models but really are like one of the aliens from American Horror story lol.

Quoting Michelle479:

I want to know how answers he had. 


Quoting Fistandantalus:

Absolutely.  I do a daily Craigslist Whackadoo posts in several groups. Here's the one from today:



Supermodels only


Date: 

What I'm looking for:
A beautiful young super model. Prefer wealthy to rich. Must be highly educated, prefer a phd but a masters will due with the right person. Must be obediant and willing to be spanked. A willingness to make sacrifices for me. Become a extension of myself. Super good looking. Be a artist. Model the latest lingerie for me between 9-10 pm nightly. Share your many model friends with me sexually. Brunettes only! NO Redheads, leave me alone! Must have a great sense of humor. Must like primitive wilderness camping and monster mud trucks. Must do drugs and drink ALOT! Prefer my women to buy only can beer by the 30 pack. Must have great weed connections. I don't want to deal with parents or sisters. No granny panty owners need apply.(please don't waste my time) Please be between 22-26 only.

About me:
Unemployed. Short and bald. Chubby and pale with small features.(hands feet ears) Dominating, picky and judgemental. Sometimes a little awkward around women. I am a sexually intense person that likes to receive pleasure for hours on end. I currently live downstairs of a older dominating woman so I would like to move in right away and share a bank account. You will have to drive or co-sign for me a new 580 horsepower Camareo.

Please put "SEXYSUPERMODEL" in the title so I can weed out the spam. 
  • Location: Fayetteville
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests





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