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AllieKat and I have our vaginas glued together
Tuesday at 7:50 PM
Posted by on May. 4, 2014 at 5:56 PM
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When I was pregnant with my son and had just ate a quarter pounder with cheese. I was coming from the house to the van where my now husband was.

I stuck my tongue out at him and as I did, a bird SHIT ON MY TONGUE! I ran across the street with my tongue out, grabbed napkins, scraped my tongue, but it was too late and puked everywhere outside.

Now I never stick my tongue out outside.
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Rileyscute
by Beccasgorgeous on May. 4, 2014 at 5:57 PM
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Omg..what are the chances of that??
FireDragonLibra
by sobbing bag of beard on May. 4, 2014 at 5:58 PM
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Oh my goodness! You poor thing! I would have puked too. I thought it was bad when a squirrel pooped on my shoulder. You win hands down.

Quoting The.Last.Rebel: When I was pregnant with my son and had just ate a quarter pounder with cheese. I was coming from the house to the van where my now husband was.

I stuck my tongue out at him and as I did, a bird SHIT ON MY TONGUE! I ran across the street with my tongue out, grabbed napkins, scraped my tongue, but it was too late and puked everywhere outside.

Now I never stick my tongue out outside.
SnakePitSnake
by Define "Fuckateer" on May. 4, 2014 at 6:00 PM
That is seriously crazy. I have vomit phobia and don't know what I'd do.
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AllieKat and I have our vaginas glued together
Tuesday at 7:50 PM
by Define on May. 4, 2014 at 6:01 PM
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Oh you'd vomit, trust me!

And that must suck :(


Quoting SnakePitSnake: That is seriously crazy. I have vomit phobia and don't know what I'd do.
HarleyandSandy
by Bedazzled Cum Stain on May. 4, 2014 at 6:03 PM
Eeeeewwwwww
SnakePitSnake
by Define "Fuckateer" on May. 4, 2014 at 6:03 PM
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Okay true story whenever I feel like I am going to throw up, I have all sorts of rituals and a couple meds I chuck. To me it is the worst feeling ever.

Quoting The.Last.Rebel: Oh you'd vomit, trust me!

And that must suck :(


Quoting SnakePitSnake: That is seriously crazy. I have vomit phobia and don't know what I'd do.
FireDragonLibra
by sobbing bag of beard on May. 4, 2014 at 6:04 PM
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Dumb bird, you just ate too. What a waste of a quarter pounder.

Quoting The.Last.Rebel: Oh you'd vomit, trust me!

And that must suck :(


Quoting SnakePitSnake: That is seriously crazy. I have vomit phobia and don't know what I'd do.
bloatedbuthappy
by not an asshole on May. 4, 2014 at 6:05 PM
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Oh.

Mah.

Gawd.


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AllieKat and I have our vaginas glued together
Tuesday at 7:50 PM
by Define on May. 4, 2014 at 6:05 PM
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I know! I was so hungry after lol

Quoting FireDragonLibra: Dumb bird, you just ate too. What a waste of a quarter pounder.

Quoting The.Last.Rebel: Oh you'd vomit, trust me!

And that must suck :(


Quoting SnakePitSnake: That is seriously crazy. I have vomit phobia and don't know what I'd do.
LucyBall20
by redheaded hottie on May. 4, 2014 at 6:34 PM
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That is horrible. So when I was five we went to the park for my moms lunch, she worked at my daycare..anyway.. I was playing and took my trash to the dumpster and a bird pooped in my hair, I cried so much. My mom laughed, I hate her for this. Lol
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