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One more reason aging can suck it

Posted by on May. 29, 2014 at 10:04 AM
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Took my girls out for ice cream yesterday, now I am bloated as hell. I had 1/2 a cup. Fuck that.
by on May. 29, 2014 at 10:04 AM
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Fibonaccisequin
by Whipper of masses on May. 29, 2014 at 10:42 AM

Did you know that could mean you've got a little gallbladder issue just getting started?

Getting older sucks.

muzzyh
by Perfect 10 on May. 29, 2014 at 11:08 AM
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No I did not. Dang.

Quoting Fibonaccisequin:

Did you know that could mean you've got a little gallbladder issue just getting started?

Getting older sucks.

Fibonaccisequin
by Whipper of masses on May. 29, 2014 at 4:49 PM

If it happens again after you eat something high fat then I'd keep an eye on it. The big triggers are ice cream, pepperoni pizza, and cheeseburgers.

No biggie if you catch it early. You just have to adjust your diet.

TAG9lbs
by Still Suspect on Jun. 3, 2014 at 7:00 PM
I have trouble understanding some women shit.

I never really noticed cramps, cause they were never as painful as some girls I went to school with described.

I doubt I would notice bloating if I had it.
Fibonaccisequin
by Whipper of masses on Jun. 3, 2014 at 8:27 PM

Aging sucks. The shit you didn't notice suddenly hits and omg where have your toes gone? What is that twinge? Where are my teeth?

It's a slippery slope.

Quoting TAG9lbs: I have trouble understanding some women shit. I never really noticed cramps, cause they were never as painful as some girls I went to school with described. I doubt I would notice bloating if I had it.


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by French Maid on Jun. 3, 2014 at 8:48 PM
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I ate half of a cake and I'm bloated as hell too. And what the heck.. It took me 3 days to eat it!

ladiefurious
by let down your hair on Jun. 3, 2014 at 9:02 PM
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I found a gray pube hair. This is my life right now.
TAG9lbs
by Still Suspect on Jun. 3, 2014 at 9:13 PM
I recently found out out a seizure is when you lose feeling in your body in general. I always thought it was someone flapping on the floor like a fish out of water.

Quoting Fibonaccisequin:

Aging sucks. The shit you didn't notice suddenly hits and omg where have your toes gone? What is that twinge? Where are my teeth?

It's a slippery slope.

Quoting TAG9lbs: I have trouble understanding some women shit.

I never really noticed cramps, cause they were never as painful as some girls I went to school with described.

I doubt I would notice bloating if I had it.

Fibonaccisequin
by Whipper of masses on Jun. 3, 2014 at 9:15 PM

Yeah, the brain is a sneaky bastard like that. Not all seizures are dramatic.

Quoting TAG9lbs: I recently found out out a seizure is when you lose feeling in your body in general. I always thought it was someone flapping on the floor like a fish out of water.
Quoting Fibonaccisequin:

Aging sucks. The shit you didn't notice suddenly hits and omg where have your toes gone? What is that twinge? Where are my teeth?

It's a slippery slope.

Quoting TAG9lbs: I have trouble understanding some women shit. I never really noticed cramps, cause they were never as painful as some girls I went to school with described. I doubt I would notice bloating if I had it.



Rose_Noah
by dirty mustard lover on Jun. 3, 2014 at 9:37 PM
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I'm dying laughing at "where are my teeth?"

Quoting Fibonaccisequin:

Aging sucks. The shit you didn't notice suddenly hits and omg where have your toes gone? What is that twinge? Where are my teeth?

It's a slippery slope.

Quoting TAG9lbs: I have trouble understanding some women shit.

I never really noticed cramps, cause they were never as painful as some girls I went to school with described.

I doubt I would notice bloating if I had it.

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