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46 Reasons

Posted by on Feb. 2, 2013 at 11:26 AM
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I stole this from Cassie but it is too funny not to share.

46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out


Some of these are total guesses. Educated guesses, but guesses nonetheless. Seems like it’s hard being a kid.

His sock is on wrong.

His lip tastes salty.

His shirt has a tag on it.

The car seat is weird.

He’s hungry, but can’t remember the word “hungry.”

Someone touched his knee.

He’s not allowed in the oven.

I picked out the wrong pants.

His brother looked at him.

His brother didn’t look at him.

His hair is heavy.

We don’t understand what he said.

He doesn’t want to get out of the car.

He wants to get out of the car by himself.

The iPad has a password.

His sleeve is touching his thumb.

He doesn’t understand how popsicles are made.

The inside of his nose stinks.

Chicken is gross.

A balloon he got six months ago is missing.

A puzzle piece won’t fit in upside down.

I gave him the wrong blue crayon.

The gummi vitamin is too firm.

Netflix is slow.

He jumped off the sofa and we weren’t watching.

He’s not allowed to touch fire.

Everything is wrong with his coat.

There’s a dog within a 70 mile radius.

A shoe should fit either foot.

I asked him a question.

His brother is talking.

He can’t lift a pumpkin.

He can’t have my keys.

The cat is in his way.

The cat won’t let him touch its eyeball.

The inside of his cheek feels rough.

Things take too long to cook.

He has too much food in his mouth.

He sneezed.

He doesn't know how to type.

The DustBuster is going to eat him.

His mom is taking a shower.

Someone knocked over his tower.

He got powdered sugar on his pants.

The yogurt won’t stay on his spoon.

EVERYTHING IS TOO HOT.

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taKENheart
by Heatherly on Feb. 2, 2013 at 12:19 PM
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 Some of these..ok most...ok all of these are sooo true, LOL!
This is a good one!  Sooo freaking funny!

b.futlz
by Gamer Babe on Feb. 2, 2013 at 12:43 PM
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Nice
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by on Feb. 2, 2013 at 12:53 PM
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Most of this does happen on a daily basis at my house, LMAOOOOOO

bmw29
by Spitfire_Bobbie on Feb. 2, 2013 at 12:58 PM
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This applies to a wider age range than just 3 year olds. Hell, some of those apply to me. LOL

Quoting Sassy762:

Most of this does happen on a daily basis at my house, LMAOOOOOO

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