My best friend was over today. Here's an exerpt of our conversation...
Friend, out of the blue, off topic of what we have been talking about: I need a pedophile.
Friend, holding up a foot: My feet are so scaly and out of shape for sandals, I need a pedophile.
Me: **Dying laughing, crying and snorting at the same time.**
Friend, look of realization dawning on her face: Uh, that wasn't the right word, was it!?
Me: No, it was wrong. Very wrong. And yet- it does sound exactly like what you would call it-- a pedi-file! LOL
Friend: Oh my word, I cannot believe I said that! What is wrong with my brain!?