"I want to find out who this FICA guy is and how come he's taking so much of my money." -- Professional Hockey Player
"The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling." -- Comedian
"On my income tax [Form] 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away." -- Tom Lehrer
"Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That's a red flag." -- Jay Leno
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Crissy
on Jan. 29, 2013 at 9:48 PM
I love the last one the most, but the last two are my fav :) Luckily, I get a refund after I do my taxes.
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on Jan. 29, 2013 at 12:21 AM