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joke 1-30

Posted by on Jan. 30, 2013 at 6:03 AM
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 There once was a "smart guy," a "not that smart guy," and an all round "not smart at all guy." They were going to cross the Sahara Desert. The "smart guy" says, "meet here in an hour with something useful to cross the desert with!" Later on an hour passes. The "smart guy" says I brought some ice packs to keep our heads cool, the "not so smart guy" says I brought a pail of water to keep us hydrated. The "not smart at all guy" says, "I brought a car door so I can roll the window down when it gets hot!"


Bob stood over his tee sot for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his back swing. Finally his exasperated partner asked, "what the hell is taking so long?" "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse," Bob explained. "I want to make a perfect shot." "Good lord!" his companion exclaimed. "You don't have a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here."


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jennient3
by Jennie on Jan. 30, 2013 at 8:30 AM
Lol
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rosemagic01
by Holli on Jan. 30, 2013 at 8:53 AM

LOL....


But is today seriously the 30th?! WHEN did that happen!?

AidanCamsMom
by Amanda on Jan. 30, 2013 at 10:16 AM

Hahahaha!

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