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Posted by on Feb. 16, 2013 at 1:25 AM
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 Top ten symtoms of winter Cabin Fever

The top ten symptoms of Cabin Fever.

10. You begin to believe that hell can freeze over.

9. The Ice and snow is so deep the kid who shovels your walk wants health insurance and a retirement plan.

8. You tell time by the sky - dark gray = morning; light gray is afternoon; and very dark gray is evening.

7. You realize that "family togetherness" is over rated.

6. You start to think that the Donner party didn't have it all that bad.

5. You train the dog to use the toilet so you don't have to take him out.

4. When you do try to take the dog out he refuses to go.

3. A "feel good sermon" at church is about the eternal lake of fire.

2. Your mind starts to cloud over and you forget your sons name - and he is named after you.

And the number one symptom of Cabin Fever is:

1. When you look in the mirror in the morning you realize that you have taken on a resemblance to Jack Nicholson in the shining.



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lillucky8
by Jen on Feb. 16, 2013 at 2:22 AM
Workin graveyard w me tonight! Lol
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143myboys9496
by Suzzanne on Feb. 16, 2013 at 5:45 AM

 I am..aalll weekend...lol

Quoting lillucky8:

Workin graveyard w me tonight! Lol

 

ckroch
by Colleen on Feb. 16, 2013 at 6:03 AM
Lol
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lillucky8
by Jen on Feb. 16, 2013 at 6:05 AM
Just tonight for me. Id love to work more but dh cant handle the kids

Quoting 143myboys9496:

 I am..aalll weekend...lol


Quoting lillucky8:

Workin graveyard w me tonight! Lol

 

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lasombrs
by Sara on Feb. 16, 2013 at 6:06 AM

lol funny

jennient3
by Jennie on Feb. 16, 2013 at 7:04 AM
So true
Especially telling time by grey skies lol
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AidanCamsMom
by Amanda on Feb. 16, 2013 at 11:46 AM

Hahahaha!

Crissy2424
by on Feb. 16, 2013 at 11:49 AM

The grey sky thing is so true lol. I know I got cabin fever when it snows a little and I am like "Okay this is fricken rediculous!" cuz it just snows too much, lol. I am just so done with the snow and cold. I want spring!

143myboys9496
by Suzzanne on Feb. 16, 2013 at 7:06 PM

 We only have 1 left at home...sometimes dh can't handle him..lol

Quoting lillucky8:

Just tonight for me. Id love to work more but dh cant handle the kids

Quoting 143myboys9496:

 I am..aalll weekend...lol


Quoting lillucky8:

Workin graveyard w me tonight! Lol

 

 

lillucky8
by Jen on Feb. 16, 2013 at 7:59 PM
My house looks like a tornado hit, they wont nap, he forgets to feed them...its really bad news on the wknds at my house. I do my fri overnight and sunday five hrs at the office. I feel like it takes me the whole week to catch up on the mess before it starts again the next wknd. Ugh.

Quoting 143myboys9496:

 We only have 1 left at home...sometimes dh can't handle him..lol


Quoting lillucky8:

Just tonight for me. Id love to work more but dh cant handle the kids


Quoting 143myboys9496:


 I am..aalll weekend...lol



Quoting lillucky8:

Workin graveyard w me tonight! Lol


 


 

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