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2-17 joke

Posted by on Feb. 17, 2013 at 12:30 AM
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His father sends a small boy to bed. Five
minutes later....
"Da-ad...."
"What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" "No. You had your
chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"

 

 



The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying
to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think
how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,
"There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or “That’s Michael, he's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the
teacher. She's dead."


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AmesCSki
by Amy on Feb. 17, 2013 at 2:22 AM
Ha ha ha
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lillucky8
by Jen on Feb. 17, 2013 at 8:00 AM
Lol
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Crissy2424
by on Feb. 17, 2013 at 9:17 AM

First one is adorable. The second one is morbid.

lasombrs
by Sara on Feb. 17, 2013 at 10:25 AM

first is funny second is kinda weird after all that's happened

AidanCamsMom
by Amanda on Feb. 17, 2013 at 12:36 PM

The first one is cute, not sure how I feel about the second one.

ckroch
by Colleen on Feb. 17, 2013 at 1:47 PM
Lol @ 1st one!
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