This is priceless...

[SpiritedDragon]

THIS has to be one of the funniest things in a long time. -- I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. -- This is a true story from the WordPerfect Help Line, which was transcribed from a recording that was monitoring the customer care department. .............

Needless to say, the Help Desk employee was fired. However, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for 'Termination without Cause.'

Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee.

(Now, I know why they record these conversations!):

Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance. -- May I help you?'

Caller: 'Yes. -- Well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.'

Operator: 'What sort of trouble?'

Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along; and, all of a sudden thewords went away.'

Operator: 'Went away?'

Caller: 'They disappeared.'

Operator: 'Hmm. -- So, what does your screen look like now?'

Caller: 'Nothing.'

Operator: 'Nothing??'

Caller: 'It's blank. -- It won't accept anything, when I type.'

Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?'

Caller: 'How do I tell?'

Operator: 'Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen?'

Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?'

Operator: 'Never mind. -- Can you move your cursor around the screen?'

Caller: 'There isn't any cursor. -- I told you that it won't accept anything I type.'

Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator?'

Caller: 'What's a monitor?'

Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. --

Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?'

Caller: 'I don't know.'

Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where

the power cord goes into it. -- Can you see that??'

Caller: 'Yes. -- I think so.'

Operator: 'Great.-- Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's

plugged into the wall.

Caller: 'Yes, it is.'

Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that

there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?'

Caller: 'No.'

Operator: 'Well. -- There are.-- I need you to look back there again and

find the other cable.'

Caller: 'Okay. -- Here it is.'

Operator: 'Follow it for me; and, tell me if it's plugged securely into

the back of your computer.'

Caller: 'I can't reach.'

Operator: 'Okay. -- Well, can you see if it is?'

Caller: 'No.'

Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and

lean way over?'

Caller: 'Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle. -- It's

because it's dark.'

Operator: 'Dark?'

Caller: 'Yes. -- The office light is off, and the only light I have is

coming in from the window.'

Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.'

Caller: 'I can't.'

Operator: 'No? -- Why not?'

Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.'

Operator: 'A power .... A power failure ? -- Aha. -- Okay, we've got it

licked now. -- Do you still have the boxes and manuals and

packing stuff that your computer came in?'

Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.'

Operator: 'Good. -- Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it

up, just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to

the store you bought it from.'

Caller: 'Really? -- Is it that bad?'

Operator: 'Yes. -- I'm afraid it is.'

Caller: 'Well, alright then, I suppose. -- What do I tell them ?'

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Operator: 'Tell them you're too damned stupid to own a computer!'

[DestinyHLewis]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

[mamamedic69]

LMAO!!

[MomToovey]

 I've heard this before! So funny!

[KylesMom409]

LOL!

[MamaBear2cubs]

Lol

[Lispi]

Lmao!

[strictmomhere]

Lol i really needed this laugh:)

[OrangeSunset]

 LOL!