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Posted by on Sep. 2, 2013 at 8:43 PM
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 A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded  library.

He asked a girl  in a university library:  "Do you mind if I  sit beside you?

The girl  replied with a loud voice:  "I DON 'T WANT  TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the  students in the library started staring at  the guy; he was
truly  embarrassed and moved to another table. 

After a couple  of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table
and said with a  laugh

"I study  psychology, and I know what a man is  thinking. I guess you
felt  embarrassed, right?

The guy then  responded with a loud voice: $500 FOR ONE  NIGHT . . .
THAT 'S TOO  MUCH!

All the people  in the library looked at the girl in  shock.

The guy  whispered in her ear: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".  

by on Sep. 2, 2013 at 8:43 PM
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Replies (1-8):
quickbooksworm
by Member on Sep. 2, 2013 at 8:46 PM

sidesplittinglaughter

KylesMom409
by Linnette on Sep. 2, 2013 at 8:48 PM
LMAO!!!
strictmomhere
by on Sep. 3, 2013 at 3:17 AM
Lol
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Dinimon
by on Sep. 3, 2013 at 8:58 AM
Lmao!!!
loveTHEviking
by on Sep. 3, 2013 at 12:18 PM

Hahaha :)!!

gmadiane
by gmadiane on Sep. 3, 2013 at 1:41 PM

love it, lol

ambertreas76
by on Sep. 3, 2013 at 2:30 PM

Bwaaaahahahaaaaa!!!

LadyBast
by Brenda on Sep. 4, 2013 at 7:39 PM

Great one :)

rolling on floor

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