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Just For Fun: What Are Some Things ONLY a Parent Would Say?

15 Things Only Parents Say

Posted by Jill Smokler

Last week, I told my son to finish his cheeseburger if he expected to eat dessert. I then laughed at the absurdity of having to finish a delicious, juicy burger before going on to chocolate. Oh, to be a child again. I find myself saying these things countless times a day: The things that would only make sense coming from a parent

Turns out I'm not the only one. Here are 15 things parents on my message boards have uttered lately, much to their dismay ...

1. DO NOT pee in the litter box!!!!

2. Let go of my nipple. It's not a handle.

3. Don't lick your brother.

4. Lamps are not swords.

5. If you blow (your nose) hard enough, I won't have to wipe it so much!

6. Don't put the dog toys in your mouth!

7. Girls don't like it when you touch their boobies. Mommy's boobies are only for the baby.

8. I don't care how many boogers you've got, please don't blow your nose on the couch.

9. You can't take your potty to bed with you.

10. No you cannot go play in the snow in your underwear!

11. Please stop trying to stick my glasses up my nose.

12. Please take your breakfast out of your pants. No! Don't. I'll get you another muffin.

13. Yes, sweetie, if you finish your piece of chocolate, you can have an orange.

14. The carpet is NOT toilet paper.

15. Please don't put any more crayons in the air conditioner.

What have you said lately that only a parent would utter?

by on Feb. 4, 2013 at 10:24 AM
Replies (11-14):
Ferrari
by Felicia on Feb. 5, 2013 at 5:47 PM
Who pooped?
Melissa_anne
by Representative on Feb. 6, 2013 at 1:41 AM

oh gosh i never thought i would say some of the stuff i say

please stop trying to do the splits in the bath tub

please stop trying to smell the dogs butt

stop slapping my boob, that hurts

the dog is not a horse, please stop trying to ride her

 

meam4444
by Representative on Feb. 6, 2013 at 6:11 PM

 lol

Quoting Cafe MichelleP:

No you do not need to go to the dog doctor to get a chip in your ear incase you get lost!

 

meam4444
by Representative on Feb. 6, 2013 at 6:11 PM

 hahaha yea!

Quoting Ferrari:

Who pooped?

 

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