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Just For Fun: What Would YOU Do For Your BFF?

Posted by on Mar. 22, 2013 at 12:11 PM
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20 Things Any Woman Should Be Willing to Do for Her Best Friend

by Jenny Isenman 

best friendshipRecently, I wrote about Move-a-Body-Friends. You know, those people you would do anything for, like, say, move a body?

Since that’s a metaphor (sorta), I thought I’d make a list of things I would actually do (and in most cases already have) for my nearest and dearest. I think most women I know would, and that’s why the fairer sex is kinda awesome!

  1. Be the designated driver on a girls' night out because I know you need a glass of wine (or shot of vodka) more than I do, and trust me, I need one.
  2. Say, “That skirt/dress/jumpsuit makes your butt look fat,” when that skirt/dress/jumpsuit actually makes your butt look fat.
  3. Explain that jumpsuits only look good on Rihanna and Rachel Zoe -- and encourage you to stop wearing them.
  4. Pretend I need you to fix my bra strap to save you from a tedious conversation with a boring mom at the playground or that annoying guy at Starbucks.
  5. Despise someone I barely know because of something they’ve done to you, and then treat them kindly if you decide to forgive them.
  6. Hold your hair if you’re throwing up in a club, which probably wouldn’t happen because we’re so not that cool anymore.
  7. Call your mother/father/siblings/other friends to have an intervention if you get hooked on meth, crack, or One Direction.
  8. Watch your kids when you need to go to the doctor, have a night out, do errands, or simply take a long shower.
  9. Alert you when you need said shower.
  10. Bring you tampons, diapers, or my prescription for cramps at 1 in the morning, or at the very least hang a bag with those items on my door.
  11. Rehash the time you or I got dumped/embarrassed/balled-out/hurt ... because there’s a really funny private joke in there that always makes us laugh.
  12. Never mention the time you or I got dumped/embarrassed/balled-out/hurt ... because we both know how painful that was, and besides, no good jokes came out of it.
  13. Pluck your eyebrows, bleach your mustache, and shave your legs if you had surgery.
  14. Apply ointments to areas that are unappealing and unfortunately unreachable by you.
  15. Be at your house in seconds flat at 4 a.m. and allow your dog to maul me so that you can take a trip to the emergency room.
  16. Eat your cooking and love it, no matter how it tastes, because I know cooking is a bitch. Unlike “fat butt” disclosure, no one should critique anyone who takes the time to do it, no one!
  17. Jump in a pool wearing a silk dress on your birthday because you did. Whether you were reclaiming your youth or just super drunk -- I wouldn’t let you float around alone.
  18. Go with you to meet a doctor about Botox, fillers, lasers, boob lifts, tummy tucks, etc. and tell you, even though you don’t need it, that I’d never judge. (What? I’ll want you to come with me.)
  19. Say, “I love you” with the same sincerity with which I say it to my husband, maybe more.
  20. And yes, move a body for you ... no questions few questions asked.

Feel free to send this to your “Besties” as an “I Love You,” but be warned, you may be held accountable for doing any or all of the above.

What would you do for your besties?

by on Mar. 22, 2013 at 12:11 PM
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king04
by on Mar. 23, 2013 at 12:04 PM

Sadly since Amillianna was diagnosed I have lost the ones that I thought were my best friends

krn210
by Kristin on Mar. 25, 2013 at 11:10 AM

I'm sorry. :-( 

Quoting king04:

Sadly since Amillianna was diagnosed I have lost the ones that I thought were my best friends


krn210
by Kristin on Mar. 25, 2013 at 11:11 AM

I loved this! 

meam4444
by Representative on Mar. 25, 2013 at 4:01 PM

I am so sorry.  :(  ((hugs))

Quoting king04:

Sadly since Amillianna was diagnosed I have lost the ones that I thought were my best friends


meam4444
by Representative on Mar. 25, 2013 at 4:04 PM

Same here.

Quoting krn210:

I loved this! 


easinpc
by Emily on Mar. 26, 2013 at 3:25 PM
2 moms liked this

 I am so sorry to hear that.  Know that the moms in here are here for you when you need us!  We'll help out the best we can!


Quoting king04:

Sadly since Amillianna was diagnosed I have lost the ones that I thought were my best friends


 

easinpc
by Emily on Mar. 26, 2013 at 3:26 PM

My best friend (well I have 2 of them) both live far away (one in North Carolina and one in South Africa) but they both know I"d do anything for them in a heartbeat.  I also know that they'd do the same for me and the one in North Carolina has proven that before. 

celestegood
by Representative on Mar. 27, 2013 at 11:37 PM
It's easy to know who your real friends are when bad things happen, I know how you feel.

Quoting king04:

Sadly since Amillianna was diagnosed I have lost the ones that I thought were my best friends

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celestegood
by Representative on Mar. 27, 2013 at 11:37 PM
LOL same here! Minus the north carolina/south africa part.

Quoting easinpc:

My best friend (well I have 2 of them) both live far away (one in North Carolina and one in South Africa) but they both know I"d do anything for them in a heartbeat.  I also know that they'd do the same for me and the one in North Carolina has proven that before. 

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celestegood
by Representative on Mar. 27, 2013 at 11:38 PM
My best friend and I have been friends for forever. This list is totally accurate! And then some.
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