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Funny things your children or grandchildren say

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Every Valentines Day I think of my son Michael, who is 27 now but when he was about 10 or 11, he came running into the dining room where myself, his aunt and a few friends were sitting around the table and he screamed  " Happy VD", we all busted out laughing, he had no idea, lol.

What funny things have your little ones said that you will never forget?

by on Feb. 14, 2013 at 11:35 AM
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by Silver Member on Feb. 28, 2013 at 7:16 PM

You never know what will come out of children's mouths!!  LOL 

by Gold Member on Mar. 1, 2013 at 7:33 AM
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Our grandson called dh the other day to tell him, "I have lint in my belly button".

by Bronze Member on Mar. 1, 2013 at 7:35 AM
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My 4 year old son came out of the kitchen with a carrot to his nose the other day and said"Look Mom I'm a snowman!"

by Member on Mar. 1, 2013 at 7:39 AM
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Ds randomly said, "Mommy I'm a slot"

Of course I was utterly confused because it sounded EXACTLY like slut. I can't even grasp what I just heard so I spit out, "WHAAAT?!!!"

He says, "I'm a slot. You know you put money in me."

Uhm WHAT?!-me

"UGH like a piggy bank"

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by Member on Mar. 1, 2013 at 7:43 AM
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Another time ds comes downstairs and says, "Mommy you know how you think you're fat but you're really not?...."

Me: " LOL uhm ya"

Ds: " Well there's this xxnamexx exercise machine on tv. It flattens your belly. You should get that, but you're not fat!"

Me: "Gee thanks son I think" lol
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