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LOL: Top 9 Ways Toddlers Like To Torture Their Mothers

Posted by on Apr. 28, 2013 at 3:33 PM
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#9
You never know if they’re going to hug you or smack you.

#8
Now and again, for no reason at all, they leap off the fourth stair.

#7
They use trial-and-error to determine where it’s appropriate to pee outside.

#6
They’re annoyed by your need for sleep.

#5
They refuse to drink all day, until about 3:15 a.m., when they’re suddenly dehydrated.

#4
They overhear you using curse words, and repeat them in class presentations.

#3
They go to bed early and sleep until the minute you and your husband turn on the movie.

#2
They repeat embarrassing facts about your body to checkout people.

#1
They grow into teenagers.

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by on Apr. 28, 2013 at 3:33 PM
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Firenygirl180
by Gold Member on Apr. 28, 2013 at 3:39 PM
My son likes to pee on the deck. He takes off his diaper and then pees wherever he wants.

his current favorite word is "damn it"

Most of these are true at my house.
LindaClement
by Gold Member on Apr. 28, 2013 at 3:43 PM
1 mom liked this

#4: class presentations?

k9l1c5
by Bronze Member on Apr. 28, 2013 at 3:47 PM

LOL

hollydaze1974
by on Apr. 28, 2013 at 3:56 PM
Yes! To the hug or smack! Mine currently shows affection zombie style. :-)
elasmimi
by on Apr. 28, 2013 at 4:07 PM

I can deal with all but #1. Dreading the day!

Classymommy4
by on Apr. 28, 2013 at 4:12 PM
Mine does all these except 1,2,4,8
MamaMandee
by Gold Member on Apr. 28, 2013 at 5:15 PM
Im thinking like preschool/day care, something like that.

Quoting LindaClement:

#4: class presentations?

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countrygirlkat
by Silver Member on Apr. 28, 2013 at 5:32 PM

All very true.

Samanthamommy
by on Apr. 28, 2013 at 7:31 PM

lol

LindaClement
by Gold Member on Apr. 28, 2013 at 8:53 PM

Who's presenting?

Quoting MamaMandee:

Im thinking like preschool/day care, something like that.

Quoting LindaClement:

#4: class presentations?


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