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LOL: Top 9 Ways Toddlers Like To Torture Their Mothers

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You never know if they’re going to hug you or smack you.

Now and again, for no reason at all, they leap off the fourth stair.

They use trial-and-error to determine where it’s appropriate to pee outside.

They’re annoyed by your need for sleep.

They refuse to drink all day, until about 3:15 a.m., when they’re suddenly dehydrated.

They overhear you using curse words, and repeat them in class presentations.

They go to bed early and sleep until the minute you and your husband turn on the movie.

They repeat embarrassing facts about your body to checkout people.

They grow into teenagers.

by on Apr. 28, 2013 at 3:33 PM
Replies (31-33):
by on Apr. 29, 2013 at 12:21 PM

 Oh yeah, its true!

by on Apr. 29, 2013 at 12:58 PM
Lol good list
by Member on Apr. 29, 2013 at 1:00 PM


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