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LOL: Top 9 Ways Toddlers Like To Torture Their Mothers

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#9
You never know if they’re going to hug you or smack you.

#8
Now and again, for no reason at all, they leap off the fourth stair.

#7
They use trial-and-error to determine where it’s appropriate to pee outside.

#6
They’re annoyed by your need for sleep.

#5
They refuse to drink all day, until about 3:15 a.m., when they’re suddenly dehydrated.

#4
They overhear you using curse words, and repeat them in class presentations.

#3
They go to bed early and sleep until the minute you and your husband turn on the movie.

#2
They repeat embarrassing facts about your body to checkout people.

#1
They grow into teenagers.

BY: RISA LEWAK
VIA: MARK HOOPER/UPPERCUT IMAGES/GETTY IMAGES
by on Apr. 28, 2013 at 3:33 PM
Replies (31-33):
slw123
by on Apr. 29, 2013 at 12:21 PM

 Oh yeah, its true!

BabyTeki
by on Apr. 29, 2013 at 12:58 PM
Lol good list
KaylaMillar
by Member on Apr. 29, 2013 at 1:00 PM

lol

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