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Lighter Thoughts About Loving (and Losing)

Posted by on Jun. 19, 2013 at 12:00 AM
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Okay, all of this chat about who loves who more, what's better, what's the key to a happier marriage always makes me think of the flipside, of break-ups. Don't ask me why, just naturally go to the opposite for grins. And what makes me grin more than the lyrics of funny country breakup songs? Not much. You know what I'm talking about...one of the most popular: All my Exes Live in Texas (sorry...I know...now that's going through your mind, right?). Like watching super-cute cat videos to give me a pick-me-up, searching for the funniest lyrics from country songs gives me the giggles. Thought I'd pass my faves along to you.

-- I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue
-- I Just Can't Get Over How You've Gotten Over Me
-- The Last Word In Lonesome Is "Me" 
-- Love Me Like My Dog Does 
-- I Bought the Shoes that Just Walked Out on Me 
-- I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First-Class Fool Out of Me
-- I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal 
-- At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self-Service Pump 
-- You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me
-- She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
-- It Ain't Love But It Ain't Bad 
-- I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart 
-- Your Negligee Has Turned To a Flannel Nightgown
-- I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You 
-- My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
-- I've Got Tears in my Ears from Lyin' on my Back in my Bed While I Cry Over You 
-- I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart 
-- I Thought She Was Out Jogging, But She Was Running Around On Me
-- If Love Were Oil, I'd be a Quart Low 
-- Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

Which one of these made you guffaw the most? Do you know any good ones I missed?

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by on Jun. 19, 2013 at 12:00 AM
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chrissydan
by Gold Member on Jun. 19, 2013 at 1:00 AM
I actually didnt laugh weird must just be how late it is my brain is mush
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GwenMB
by Bronze Member on Jun. 19, 2013 at 8:14 AM

Those are pretty funny!

sukainah
by Gold Member on Jun. 19, 2013 at 9:52 AM

Those are funny!

Janet
by Silver Member on Jun. 19, 2013 at 9:57 AM

There all pretty funny.

dusky_rose
by Silver Member on Jun. 19, 2013 at 10:19 AM
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Well, they do say that if you play a country music song backwards that you get everything back and everything is peachy. LOL


jessicasmom1
by Silver Member on Jun. 19, 2013 at 10:33 AM
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 I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First-Class Fool Out of Me  ... 

ahahah I never go back in relationships

chattycassie
by Platinum Member on Jun. 19, 2013 at 11:28 AM

 Me either, they are my ex for a reason. :)

Quoting jessicasmom1:

 I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First-Class Fool Out of Me  ... 

ahahah I never go back in relationships

 

othermom
by Gold Member on Jun. 19, 2013 at 11:42 AM

Those are funny

othermom
by Gold Member on Jun. 19, 2013 at 11:43 AM

 

Lol

Quoting dusky_rose:

Well, they do say that if you play a country music song backwards that you get everything back and everything is peachy. LOL


 

Bmat
by Bronze Member on Jun. 19, 2013 at 12:16 PM

Whose Bed have your boots been under?


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