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Lighter Thoughts About Loving (and Losing)

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Okay, all of this chat about who loves who more, what's better, what's the key to a happier marriage always makes me think of the flipside, of break-ups. Don't ask me why, just naturally go to the opposite for grins. And what makes me grin more than the lyrics of funny country breakup songs? Not much. You know what I'm talking about...one of the most popular: All my Exes Live in Texas (sorry...I know...now that's going through your mind, right?). Like watching super-cute cat videos to give me a pick-me-up, searching for the funniest lyrics from country songs gives me the giggles. Thought I'd pass my faves along to you.

-- I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue
-- I Just Can't Get Over How You've Gotten Over Me
-- The Last Word In Lonesome Is "Me" 
-- Love Me Like My Dog Does 
-- I Bought the Shoes that Just Walked Out on Me 
-- I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First-Class Fool Out of Me
-- I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal 
-- At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self-Service Pump 
-- You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me
-- She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
-- It Ain't Love But It Ain't Bad 
-- I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart 
-- Your Negligee Has Turned To a Flannel Nightgown
-- I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You 
-- My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
-- I've Got Tears in my Ears from Lyin' on my Back in my Bed While I Cry Over You 
-- I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart 
-- I Thought She Was Out Jogging, But She Was Running Around On Me
-- If Love Were Oil, I'd be a Quart Low 
-- Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

Which one of these made you guffaw the most? Do you know any good ones I missed?

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by on Jun. 19, 2013 at 12:00 AM
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katvixenstar
by Silver Member on Jun. 22, 2013 at 5:34 PM
1 mom liked this

I love Weird Al :D

Quoting TigerofMu:

Oh that was hilarious! :)

Quoting katvixenstar:

oh, and this is my response to you getting achy breaky heart stuck in my head, lol ;D

 

Quoting TigerofMu:

Wait, are those real?  Because the only one I've ever heard of is All My Exes Live in Texas!  What about "Going through the Big D and I don't mean Dallas"?


Then of course, though not directly love related in the title, there is always "Bubba Shot the Jukebox". 


Or Achy-Breaky Heart...you knew someone was going to mention it!





conweis
by Platinum Member on Jun. 23, 2013 at 1:55 PM
I got friends in low places... the song is hilarious
Sisteract
by Silver Member on Jun. 23, 2013 at 2:27 PM

TFS

amyjane22
by Member on Jun. 24, 2013 at 12:06 PM

LOL, if Love were oil, I'd be a quart low....hahahaha!

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