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6 Things Around the House That Can Double as Sex Toys

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6 Things Around the House That Can Double as Sex Toys

posted by Kristen Chase 

feet in bed, things around the house that double as sex toysIf you're looking to spice up your sex life, you don't need to spend lots of money on fancy sex toys or special lubes. I mean I'm all for it, of course, but if you can save your pennies and use stuff you've already got around the house, why not?

As it turns out, you've probably got most, if not all of these things sitting right there in your home looking innocent. So get ready to get dirty with my spicy suggestions!

1. Shower Head: Remember the tub scene in The 40-Year-Old Virgin? That was no joke. They totally work, if you know what I mean, especially if you've got a fancy one with multiple settings. Pulsating? Yes, please.

2. Boppy Pillow: Don't throw out your nursing pillow! It can double as a sexy pillow. Just prop it under your butt, or get a little more creative, and you've got some fun new angles to try.

3. Olive Oil: Who needs fancy lube when you've probably got olive oil right in your kitchen cabinet -- it's 100 percent natural too! You can use coconut oil as well, if you have it on the shelf.

4. Back Massager: Yes, of course we all know about the vibrating ones, but you can actually use the ones that don't vibrate too. A little strategic placement and wrist motion is all you need.

5. Electric Toothbrush: These are actually perfect for clitoral stimulation and it's pretty obvious why. Just cover the head (or use the back) and enjoy yourself. And of course, make sure you put that one away so no one uses it as an actual tool for cleaning teeth!

6. Face Scrubber: So you naively assume those battery-operated face scrubbers are popular because they make your skin look younger? I don't think so. Just pop the brush head off and you've got yourself a nice vibrator.

What items around your house have you used as sex toys? Spill it!

Note: Oil-based products rapidly degrade latex condoms.

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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jul. 29, 2013 at 12:06 PM
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I have a great sex life but out of the blue last night I had a dream about an electric toothbrush lol.

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by Anonymous 2 on Jul. 29, 2013 at 12:14 PM
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I always wonder about women buying produce (specifically very long cucumbers). Now I'll wonder about those in the toothbrush aisle as well.


Razzle_Dazzle1
by on Jul. 29, 2013 at 12:15 PM
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I have made a dildo out of a marker, sanitary napkin, ace bandage, and a condom. I'm McGeyver with breasts.

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EmmeBee
by on Jul. 29, 2013 at 12:48 PM
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sounds like things me and my friends used as teenagers when we had no other options ^.^

mizz_mindylou
by on Jul. 29, 2013 at 1:38 PM

 LMBO!!!!!!!

Quoting Anonymous:

I always wonder about women buying produce (specifically very long cucumbers). Now I'll wonder about those in the toothbrush aisle as well.

 

 

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Jul. 29, 2013 at 1:39 PM
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THE HANDLE OF A LINT BRUSH..USE SUM BABY OIL ON THAT SUCKER & YOU ARE GOOD TO GO:)

jbjb1024
by Gold Member on Jul. 29, 2013 at 2:27 PM
I always wonder too.... I'm so glad I'm not the only one

Quoting Anonymous:

I always wonder about women buying produce (specifically very long cucumbers). Now I'll wonder about those in the toothbrush aisle as well.


Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Jul. 29, 2013 at 2:48 PM

I've never used any but coconut oil. The only other one who that interests me is the shower head

lasombrs
by on Jul. 29, 2013 at 3:16 PM
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My multi setting shower head on a super long detachable hose isn't just for bathing the pets :)
coupon_ash_back
by on Jul. 29, 2013 at 3:18 PM
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Ive never used that kind of stuff and probably wont ever...weird
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