Mini cracks me up sometimes! Some of her recent gems:
Me: "I think I read this book when I was your age." Mini (clearly exasperated): "Ugh why do they make us read books that are CENTURIES old?!"
After I write a sentence and she has to write a response: "Mommy why do you finish your word then dot your i's? You should finish each letter then move on."
"They should invent a straw that you put your mouth on and it sips for you." My response: "Geez how lazy can you be?"
(Again a little exasperated) "Mommy why does everyone just love me when they look at me?" I had no response.
"Mommy can I try this?" "No it's a dog biscuit." "I know that but it says chicken. Can't I just try it?"
"Mommy, Miss T gave me her hat." "Oh really? Are you her favorite or something?" "Well duh. I'm everybody's favorite!"
Sometimes I just walk away from her, laughing hysterically of course!
Any funny comments from your kiddos recently?