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My Little Comedienne

Posted by on Feb. 26, 2014 at 12:39 AM
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Mini cracks me up sometimes! Some of her recent gems:

Me: "I think I read this book when I was your age." Mini (clearly exasperated): "Ugh why do they make us read books that are CENTURIES old?!"

After I write a sentence and she has to write a response: "Mommy why do you finish your word then dot your i's? You should finish each letter then move on."

"They should invent a straw that you put your mouth on and it sips for you." My response: "Geez how lazy can you be?"

(Again a little exasperated) "Mommy why does everyone just love me when they look at me?" I had no response.

"Mommy can I try this?" "No it's a dog biscuit." "I know that but it says chicken. Can't I just try it?"

"Mommy, Miss T gave me her hat." "Oh really? Are you her favorite or something?" "Well duh. I'm everybody's favorite!"

Sometimes I just walk away from her, laughing hysterically of course!

Any funny comments from your kiddos recently?

by on Feb. 26, 2014 at 12:39 AM
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JessiFaye
by Bronze Member on Feb. 26, 2014 at 7:18 AM
LOL she sounds like a little ham!
sarahjz
by Gold Member on Feb. 26, 2014 at 9:44 AM

Mine's been kind of a punk lately....I prefer funny!

othermom
by Platinum Member on Feb. 26, 2014 at 9:49 AM

Kids are silly sometimes. I know mine have said some weird things. I can't remember any right now

proudmommy690
by Gold Member on Feb. 26, 2014 at 11:06 AM
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Lol silly girl
Numom61507
by Gold Member on Feb. 26, 2014 at 7:29 PM

She really is! 

Quoting JessiFaye: LOL she sounds like a little ham!


Numom61507
by Gold Member on Feb. 26, 2014 at 7:29 PM

Aww what age?

Quoting sarahjz:

Mine's been kind of a punk lately....I prefer funny!


Numom61507
by Gold Member on Feb. 26, 2014 at 7:30 PM

This is why I use Twitter. I tweet things she says so I can remember them later! Lol

Quoting othermom:

Kids are silly sometimes. I know mine have said some weird things. I can't remember any right now


kerryket
by Gold Member on Feb. 26, 2014 at 7:59 PM
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Cute stuff from your little one, I don't remember what the kids used to say, they still say some funny stuff but nothing comes to mind right now.
Firenygirl180
by Gold Member on Feb. 26, 2014 at 11:14 PM
Ds found a pocket on Df's shirt and insisted they put something in said pocket.

"mom, somethings wrong with my penis." "what's wrong with it?" "it won't stay up!" This was in the bath on Saturday.
PennOhioBabe
by Bronze Member on Feb. 26, 2014 at 11:42 PM
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Lol
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