Ok, a little BG, MIL has been driving me absolutely BAT SHIT CRAZY since we told her I'm pregnant. (Due September 12th.) Wanting to go to every appointment, insisting upon being at my u/s (she told me she was going whether I needed her to bring me or not, wtf?! Who does that?!), saying she "will" be in the delivery room when I give birth (totally NOT HAPPENING), constantly eyeballing my belly looking for me to start showing, and I just KNOW she's going to start touching and rubbing the belly like I'm a GD Buddha statue! Rubbing the belly will not bring you good luck, but it will get you the stink eye! >:(
I don't like being fawned over and touched when I'm pregnant, or really anytime, so it's really irking the hell out of me. She stopped by the other night to visit for a bit and SO TELLS HER that she's bugging me. WTF?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! DOUCHE!
Now I'm like, great, MIL probably thinks I'm some uppity bitch because I don't want her all up my ass and touching me. I get it, this is her first grandchild, but FFS woman, learn some GD boundaries. I know if I don't set these boundaries NOW, she will be nothing but problems for me for the rest of my life. It's just hard because I don't want to be the uppity bitch. *sigh*