Free Gifts! I always hate it when I have to pay people before I can open my birthday gifts. Free gifts are so much better.
Gluten-free potato chips! (I know, not all potato chips are gluten free, which is really stupid imo.) I also prefer dairy-free apples and alcohol-free Shirley Temples.
Black panthers. Why not go all out and say black black leopards?
This itty bitty vent brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department. Our complaints manager is HelenWate. If you have a complaint, go to Helen Wate.
EDIT: This vent is about redudant wording. All gifts are presumably free. Adding "free" is redundant. Panthers by definition are black leopards. Adding "black" is redundant.