I HATE IT WHEN MEN GET THEIR PERIODS!!!!!!!!!!! (kinda long, but GRR!!!) >:( UPDATE!!!
It started yesterday.
My in-laws wanted to take me, hubby and DD to breakfast and pay for it. Hey, cool.
Immediately after breakfast, we planned on going to a friends' daughter's bday party. My daughter's getting to a point where we don't "need" a diaper bag, so I've been keeping an extra outfit, a few diapers and small baggie of wipes in my purse. Way easier to carry around than that giant diaper bag which, frankly, we don't truly need anymore.
Hubby flipped out about my purse. ''HOW CAN YOU FIT ANYTHING IN THERE?! YOU SAY YOU HAVE ALL YOU NEED FOR HER IN THERE??? LIES!!!!!" 0_o
Um....ok, dude, chill.
"OH, OKAY. So you have diapers?"
My purse expands, you dolt.
So he asks about sunscreen. Even though it would be supplied at the kid's party, he flipped out when I said no.
All throughout breakfast, in front of the in-laws and everything, he kept snapping at me. How dare I forget sunscreen? I must be stupid. No mother on earth forgets anything when it comes to their child, I am DEFINITELY the only one. And now, because of me, we have to go back home to get stuff instead of driving straight to the party.
My MIL snapped "If you remember, you're going back to help ME get my old air conditioner out. So I'M the reason you have to go back home. Any problems?" Hubby left the "detour" crap alone, but everything else, he kept right on with.
He kept this up the ENTIRE meal. And I do mean nonstop.
The whole time my FIL was giving him seriously angry side looks, my MIL kept shifting around in her seat and mouthing "What the hell??" to me. I kept quiet- let HIM look like the idiot. I am NOT getting into an argument at a restaurant, in front of my daughter and in laws. Yeah, no.
My hubby got up to use the bathroom and the very second he was out of earshot, my FIL says "So....yeah....has he been acting stupid all morning, or did he save it for us?!" I said no, all morning.
My MIL said even after having her 5th kid, she forgot stuff from time to time. I was definitely NOT the "only one".
It was easily one of the worst outings ever. Fantastic. =/
Party went great, had a good night. I thought it was the end of his nonsense. Nope, wrong.
This morning he ewakes up in an immediate shitty mood. "WHY IS THERE NO TOWEL IN THE FUCKING BAHTROOM?!" Uh....go into the towel cabinet literally right outside the bathroom door and get one....it happens.
Then he went to get dressed for work. I knew it was going to be hell.
For the party, he wanted to wear jeans. I pulled out a pair of his jeans, and he immediately freaks the fuck OUT. "WHAT?! OMG NO!!!! THEY'RE FUCKING WRINKLED!!!!!!!" He had like 10 pairs of jeans, he insisted all were "FUCKING wrinkled". No, they were not.
THEY WERE NOT WRINKLED. Idk wtf he was looking at.
He insisted then on wearing his last clean pair of work pants instead- this after he throws his pants all over the bedroom and tells me how fucking stupid I am for not "keeping up on laundry". (guess doing a load every day isn't good enough, huh.)
So of course today he flips his shit cause he has no clean pants for work. I told him not to get mad at me for his own stupid choice.
He goes and KICKS THE BATHROOM DOOR. wtf?!
Then he comes back, gets nose-to-nose with me, and starts shouting in my face. Instead of screaming back- which I know he was looking for- or breaking his fucking face (which I WANTED to do), I turned my head and just laughed. Laughed.
I said "Maaaaaaan, get out of here with that nonsense."
THAT pissed him off more than you could imagine. I stayed civil.
So time for him to leave for work. At this point our daughter is asking him why he's mad at mommy, does he still want to kiss her before leaving? :(
He says of course, gives her a hug and a kiss. I ask if I may hug and kiss him before work.
I am a firm believer that you should ALWAYS tell your loved ones you love them before going somewhere, even if you just got into a horrible argument. You just NEVER KNOW what can happen. Do you want your last words to your spouse to be "you're fucking stupid" or something?! No.
He looked at me and said "Ugh. Why."
Yeah, he can stay late at work tonight.
Alright, hubby just called from work out of nowhere, and before I even finished saying "hello", he started apologizing PROFUSELY. He said "I'm so, so, so sorry, babe. SO sorry. I was wrong. I'm so so sorry."
Turns out, the "higher-ups" in his company were making visits to all local stores, and he was stressing out a little.
He said there is no excuse for how he acted.