Or damn about to become dead, DO NOT CALL ME AT WORK.
Actually, possibly not even then, depending on who it is. I mean, if someone is already dead, what can I do about that anyway?
Everyone knows I fucking hate that. Everyone knows that they might be the one who is about to become dead if they choose to ignore my warning and call me anyway. Why is is still such an impossible concept for some people to grasp?
My son called to ask me to ask me where did his painting supplies end up, which I can't possibly know because I'm not the one who does the cleaning, and he knows that. Wasn't even a full hour later when my best friend called to ask me what would I like him to grab us for lunch, which I do not care about at this point. If it's food I'll eat it. Then my fiance calls to "helpfully" inform me that he booked our plane tickets to go visit his family next month. Seriously??? Could you not have texted me that extremely valuable piece of information, that doesn't affect my existence at this very moment in any way?
That is THREE! Three people who all know better fucking called me in the same day, each for no good reason. Is everyone fucking insane?