My cat is a bitch. On a for real level.
She's pregnant, and obviously grumpy.
Ironically I'm pregnant too so I can understand where she's coming from, but let me tell you what this little shit did to me this morning!
I let her in last night and she went to bed, cool. This morning she wanted out (She's inside/outside so no litter box in my house) Well, I was being selfish and trying to squeeze in just a little more sleep.
...My fault, I know.
Well.. she jumps on the bed. Acts like she is going to lovingly curl up with me. I reach over to pet her, eyes still closed... and all of a sudden I feel something hot on my side.
She peed on me! In the bed! She got fed up with the whole, "Hey, let me out I have to pee!" nonsense but instead of peeing ANYWHERE else in the house... she pees on me! Thank God dh is at work and he will never know because I can wash everything before he comes home... Otherwise he'd throw her out, he hates cats! Haha...
Dh Just walked through the door... "Why is the bed stripped?" He asks..
"Oh, I'm doing laundry and just getting the bed clothes as well..."
Now I have to wash dd's bed stuff too.. heh heh... Oh well.. at least we aren't busted! :p
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