Kids change your life. In SO many ways. The way you think, the way you feel about things, your body. Today I got thinking.
You guys remember all of those buzzfeed topics going around the internet and facebook like "Describe your sex life with a movie title" or "Describe your ex with a movie title" or the less popular "Describe your poop with a movie title"? What if I took that concept to describe my current MOM body. Well, it's summer time, and if you are anything like me you've had to get yourself into your swimsuit at least once this summer.
I don't know about you, but every time I have to squeeze, pull, jump, wiggle, grunt, yell, stretch and shimmy into a bathing suit, by the time I am actually in it, I am never feeling "GORGEOUS." I'm not ashamed of how I look, I think i just might need a personal assistant to get into this stupid thing!
My hair is all messed up, I am sweaty from all the strange movements I even had to do to get the fricken one piece on. Battle wounds from it snapping back onto my skin trying to manipulate this thing up to my shoulders. All the while trying to convince myself, "Yes, this is how everyone looks in a swimsuit. Chubby babies are so cute, so I must be ADORABLE in this skin tight piece of offensive material. " So now that I am officially ready to swim according to pool Nazis who make these rules, what better time than now to start describing my body with movie titles?
Jingle All The Way
Gravity Apocalypse Now
Mama-Mia Despicable Me
Lost in Translation
How to lose a guy in 10 days
Where the wild things are
The Blind Side
The Great Escape
The Awful Truth
Do you feel the same? Which ones would you add to your own list? I am ready for winter now! I am not for body shaming, but why not laugh at the things we cant change at the moment! Love the skin you're in! Maybe one day Ill have that tight body again, but until then, I hope they keep making movies with good titles!