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LOL: Top 9 Signs the New Mom Needs Sleep

Posted by on May. 11, 2013 at 4:18 PM
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# 9
When the phone rang, she tried to stick a bottle into it.

# 8
And then she accidentally breast-fed a throw pillow.

# 7
Pretty much all the shelves in the fridge contain Five Hour Energy Drinks.

# 6
Pretty much all the shelves in the entire house contain Five Hour Energy Drinks.

# 5
Sets an alarm to wake her between each push of the baby swing.

# 4
She only realizes the bottles are done boiling when the fire department shows up.

# 3
She responds to the automated phone system with baby talk: "You want me to pay my bill? YES YOU DOOOOO!"

# 2
She tipped the delivery guy with popsicles.

# 1
The baby's first words are "I need to get some sleep."

BY: CALISE HAWKINS 
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by on May. 11, 2013 at 4:18 PM
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leanntx
by on May. 11, 2013 at 4:48 PM
Lol, that is funny!!
MamaMandee
by Member on May. 11, 2013 at 7:29 PM
:)
elasmimi
by on May. 11, 2013 at 10:30 PM

cute

RobynS
by on May. 11, 2013 at 10:33 PM

Hey, where did they get that picture of me?! LOL

.Angelica.
by Member on May. 12, 2013 at 1:30 AM

lol

EthansMomma2010
by on May. 12, 2013 at 12:02 PM

 hahahahahaahah!!!!!!

Vertical15
by on May. 12, 2013 at 7:25 PM

Funny!

timon95
by on May. 12, 2013 at 8:10 PM

:)

Numom61507
by Tina on May. 12, 2013 at 8:25 PM

#7 was me.. That and coffee.

countrygirlkat
by on May. 12, 2013 at 8:26 PM
LOL
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