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13 Things New Moms Never Say

Posted by on Mar. 15, 2015 at 1:08 PM
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13 Things New Parents Never Say

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"That's not as expensive as I thought."

"Go to sleep." "I'm so tired." "Please don't cry." These are things every new parent says at one point or another . . . sometimes several dozen times over the course of a single crib-side powwow at 2:45 a.m. But there are some statements guaranteed never to enter the lexicon of a first-time mom. 

 "I slept so well last night."

"Running errands is really a lot easier now."

"We have plenty of diapers."

"This book was a real page-turner."

"Well, that was easy."

"I'm concerned the baby isn't crying enough."

"I have so much energy."

"Wouldn't it have been cool if we had twins?"

"Hey, we never got a bill for that."

"Can't you play that any louder?"

"Ugh, these jeans are too loose on me."

"You're not that cute."

Can you imagine yourself saying any of these?

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othermom
by Gold Member on Mar. 15, 2015 at 1:51 PM

Actually I did have plenty of diapers, lol. I stocked up so much when i found great deals I ran out of froom

momofnatalie
by Bronze Member on Mar. 15, 2015 at 4:12 PM

I did have a lot of diapers, I was pretty good with coupons and sales.  I also lost a lot of weight after the baby, I continued with my special diet I had while pregnant and was breastfeeding.  However, after a year, the breastfeeding stopped and I strayed from the diet. But I am trying to do a modified version of the low carb diet I was on.  

SarahSuzyQ
by Silver Member on Mar. 15, 2015 at 8:07 PM

Lol! Especially at "not as expensive as I thought"...!

Bob192
by Bronze Member on Mar. 15, 2015 at 8:52 PM

I can relate!

strictmomhere
by on Mar. 15, 2015 at 8:59 PM
Awesome
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melliburger
by Bronze Member on Mar. 15, 2015 at 11:33 PM

LOL THose are funny.

Stevensmomma
by on Mar. 16, 2015 at 7:29 AM
Lol yes I stocked up on diapers while I was pregnant with my second so I didn't have to buy diapers until he wS six months it was great ! I will do it again with this baby
othermom
by Gold Member on Mar. 16, 2015 at 10:32 AM

 

Quoting Stevensmomma: Lol yes I stocked up on diapers while I was pregnant with my second so I didn't have to buy diapers until he wS six months it was great ! I will do it again with this baby

 lol, yep I did the same. I stocked up on everything

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