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3 guys go to heaven

Posted by on Oct. 30, 2007 at 8:59 PM
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Three Guys Go to Heaven  
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Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.

"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"None. I had a perfect marriage."

"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.

"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.

"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."

Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying.

"What's wrong?"

"I just saw my wife."

"So?"

"She was riding a skateboard."

by on Oct. 30, 2007 at 8:59 PM
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Mom2Kevin95
by on Aug. 16, 2008 at 4:42 PM

LOL..too funny

Kiannshysmom
by New Member on Feb. 10, 2010 at 7:47 AM

hehe just what I needed with all the fighting going around here, before I've had my second cup of coffee. . . : )

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