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Funny Stories, PIOG

Posted by on Jan. 17, 2008 at 2:07 AM
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Okay ladies, lets hear some more funny/embarrising stories. Anything that has made you laugh.

I will start, and I will add some more as they come to me.

The one that is sticking in my mind the most at the moment happened when I was about 11 or 12.
My whole family (Mom, Dad, sister and myself) decided to go Christmas shopping, the day after Turkey Day. So the mall was already packed. Mom wanted me to try on a sweater that she was thinking about getting my cousin. So, we were heading to the dressing rooms, and my Mom turns and says, VERY loudly "Randy, why don't you and Vanessa go sh*t in the sue department! (instead of sit in the shoe department). OMG!! My dad and sister took off to the shoe department, and my mom took off to the dressing room. I was laughing so hard that I fell into a clothes rack, and ended up sitting in the middle of the floor just laughing. All these people were walking by, laughing, and saying "oh that must be that poor women's daughter".  I don't think my mom came out of the dressing rooms for at least 30 mins!!

LOL!!! I am cracking myself up just remembering it!!

OK, your turn!! Lets hear them................
Posted by on Jan. 17, 2008 at 2:07 AM
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MamaElfie
by New Member on Jan. 17, 2008 at 3:40 AM
I thought of another one.......

When I was little, like 3 or 4 years old, I was taking bath. My mom walked in with her hands cupped. She said "Look what I found outside honey...." when she opened her hands, out jumped this little tree frog......right into the bathtub with me!!! It jumped in, I jumped out!! My parents said they never saw me get out of the bath so fast!!!
cam94
by New Member on Sep. 4, 2008 at 12:00 AM

I will tell you the one my Dad tells everyone.....well I was 4 or 5 and he took me fishing for the first time, he was trying to explain to me what to do when the fish bit the line. He told now when it jerks you jerk  it back, so I said ok Daddy. I guess we were sitting there for awhile and I got a bite and Dad seen me jerking my fishing pole. Well he asked me what I was doing and I said Daddy the fish jerked me twice so I jerked it back twice.......My family has had fun with that story for years!!! And it is alot funnier whenmy Dad tells the story!!!!

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