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How To Get Ahead At Work...A MATHEMATICAL VIEWPOINT

Posted by on Feb. 25, 2007 at 6:00 PM
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This is strictly a mathematical viewpoint . . . it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever
wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We
have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
 
Here's a mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
 
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
 
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1 +18+4+23+15+ 18+11 = 98%
 
and
 
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
 
But,
 
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
 
And,
 
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
 
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
 
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
 
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit & Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
by on Feb. 25, 2007 at 6:00 PM
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mommyof2sweets
by on Feb. 25, 2007 at 9:38 PM
hey! that's pretty smart !!!
chinakitten
by New Member on Feb. 26, 2007 at 12:29 PM
How true that is...If only everyone could give you enough asskissing in a day but less bullshit but the numbers do add up so there you go.I hope everyone is having a great day.
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