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12 types of males

Posted by on Jul. 29, 2007 at 12:04 AM
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[ 12 Types of males ]

THE TWELVE TYPES OF MALES:

1. Mr. Gold-Digger

Advantages
a. You have some one to manage your money.
b. he always looks good.
c. he makes your other boys jealous.
d. he makes you look good.

Disadvantages
a. When you get broke he'll be gone and take what you have left.
b. he makes sure he has a child by you to sue you for child support.
c. Once your girl comes up he'll be on her arm the next day.

2. Mr. Freak (secret lover)

Advantages
a. he knows all the right positions.
b. he'll try everything more than once.
c. You're never unsatisfied.
d. he'll do all the things your man won't do.
e. he doesn't mind being your freak, as long as he catches one too.

Disadvantages
a. Eventually, because he's a male, he'll end up catching feelings.
b. he starts to act like he's your "main".
c. he fucks wit ya girl and acts like your in the wrong for telling him that he's a freak.
d. Eventually his shit gets old and you need a replacement.

3. Mr. Independent

Advantages
a. You don't have to worry about buying him anything. he got it.
b. he's intelligent, masculin, confident and determined.
c. he's great for (business) conversation.
d. he keeps it real and has goals.
e. he knows how to please a woman.

Disadvantages
a. he will continuously let you know that he can handle it on his  own.
b. he will eventually say fuck you and get a porno.
c. he will consider you another one of his play toys or goals.

4. Mr. Dyme


Advantages
a. he's top of the line.
b. he stays looking like a fantasy.
c. he has the body of a god with the face to match.
d. he considers himself a "model".
e. Gets you on excited whenever you see him.
f. All the guys envy him, but he doesn't care.

Disadvantages
a. he's superficial. he cares only about his looks.
b. he honestly lacks confidence and will annoy you about the way he looks.
c. he's probably dumb as hell and if he's not his personality is    dry.
d. You have to constantly keep your game up because every gal  is gonna try to get him.

5. Mr. eligant and you swear e is gay
Advantages
a. he's cool and well dressed                                                              b. he'll be willing to go shopping with you.
c. Of course, he loves decorating.
d. Her body is athletically divine.
e. he's easy to talk to and fun to be around.
f. he's a diamond in the rough.

Disadvantages
a. he'll remind you too much of your girlfriends.
b. he might not want to change his appearance.
c. he might actually beat you in dressing,cooking, baking, and shopping.

6. Mr. Ghetto

Advantages
a. he's not afraid of any other female or male. he will fight to keep you.
b. he's down for you. he'll be there to bail you out of jail.
c. he's always stays fresh.
d. he can cook up a storm. he can make the best out of a bad situation.
e. he keeps it real and keeps you satisfied.

Disadvantages
a. he doesn't know how to act in public.
b. Your momma can't stand him.
c. You get into it with him every other second.
d. he's willing to fight another guy looking at you or him.
e. His hair braids are distracting and his vocabulary is minimal.

7. Mr. Good Guy

Advantages
a. he's always there for you.
b. he's intelligent, classy, kind, sweet, and cool.
c. Your mother loves him.
d. You can see yourself falling in love with him.
e. You are his first everything.
f. he makes you feel like a woman.

Disadvantages
a. he's an A or B situation either:
A. You're not gonna get any until you're are married.
B. he said he's never done or he said he's never tried - he's sitting there telling a lie.

8. Mr. Main

Advantages
a. he is the one you respect.
b. he probably knows about the others but might not care.
c. he has all the qualities you want in a male.
d. You've been with him forever.

Disadvantages
a. he starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment.
b. he will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then kick your ass

9. Mr. Psycho

Advantages
a. he's fun and spontaneous.
b. he's down to earth.
c. he loves you unconditionally.
d. Everything about him is too good to be true. So everyone loves him.
e. he makes you feel loved.

Disadvantages
a. Don't you break up with him, he will stalk your ass.
b.he keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows everything about you.
c. She can manipulate the hell out of you.
d. he will consider himself your hubby even if he may just be that  guy on the side.
e. Fuckin' with imr can make your life a living hell.

10. Mr. I have a girlfriend
Advantages
a. he may have a girlfriend but he'll mess with you anyway.
b. he looks good.
c. You have an intense night of passion with him.

Disadvantages
a. he'll always come crying to you about the problems with his girlfriend.
b. he'll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for his girlfriend.
c. If you piss him off he'll get his girlfriend to come beat your ass.
d. he'll unofficially make you his girlfriend onceshe gets pissed off at his real girlfriend.

11. Mr. Tease

Advantages
a. he's tempting and a nice piece of eye candy.
b. he's intelligent, athletic, respectable and SEXXXY.
c. he knows how to turn you on without touching you.
d. Everything he does is just so sensual.
e. he can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it.
f. Every time you see him you catch a mini orgasm.
g. Every gal wants him because he's so mysterious and that makes you want to get him first.

Disadvantages
a. NO matter what you think or do you never get it.
b. he probably has a long distance girlfriend somewhere that you will never know about.
c. he gets you hard and leaves you like that. (Unbearable)

12. MR. RIGHT

Advantages
a. he is not sexy, fine, or a dyme. he is BEAUTIFUL and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions.
b. he is intelligent, masculine, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy.
c. he can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's.
d. His personality is just as handsome as his body.
e. he believes in God and follows his virtues.
f. he knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet he gives his girl an extra 10%. he can please his woman in anyway- mentally, spiritually, and sexually.
h. he makes you recognize your full potential as a woman and completes you.
i. he's always there for you, no matter what your dreams are.
j. he's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.
k. You can talk to him and confide in him, he's your best friend.
l. You love being around him more than your girls
m. You can share your most intimate moments with him  without sex.
n. You can have a bad argument with him and have the BEST mind numbing and passionate love making marathon ever.
o. he's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your bullshit. But he's also intelligent enough to leave.
p. he's nothing like any other man you've met. he's your man.

Disadvantage(s)
a. You've probably met himor had him in your life, but got too consumed with all the other types of males and bullshit that you let him go.

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