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Girls Night Out! (Warning you will laugh)

Posted by on Apr. 1, 2009 at 1:30 AM
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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. 

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. 

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. 

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. 

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. 

After the girls did their business they left and headed home. 

The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights have got to stop!  I'm starting to suspect the worst.  My wife came home with no panties!' 

'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her rear that said..... 
'From all of us at the Fire Station.  We'll never forget you.'

by on Apr. 1, 2009 at 1:30 AM
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by Group Owner on May. 1, 2009 at 1:50 PM

lol yeah I think my husband would be more than worried if he found a card like that!

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